osh-cough

(V.) The ungodly abomination of a disease that through the disregard for basic human sanitation and insistence upon non-sexual homo-erotic physical contact between male cadets is passed through the barracks freely despite all attempts to keep the Barracks and latrines sanitary.

Symptoms: Lack of Energy, Congested Sinuses, violently coughing, inability to control bowel movements at waning hours of the evening.