Ostrich

Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard

Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.

When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.

The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.

A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.

Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.

undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.

Verb; The act of running while being engaging in the stand and carry sexual position.

The penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the vagina or anus penetrated by the man's penis, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich.

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