Otto the bobcat

The official mascot of Otto Middle School, the most statically gay middle school in all of Plano, with its own costume. This position is only offered for pedophilic furries who like to touch children and give a bobcat roar, otherwise known as pure sexual ear rape. Legend has it that the principle created the mascot after finding a masturbating large cat with lotion in his backyard and still roams to this day.

1. The creator of the known universe, Otto is a magic space kitten who was spawned from stardust before the galaxy began. He currently lives with his buddy in North Carolina.