Our Table
Something That's Broken
Brother: OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT'S BROKEN!
Sister: Well, the table broke!
Sister: Well, the table broke!
oh no our table it's broken
A TikTok meme trending during 2021 that was milked so fucking hard.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
oh no our table it's broken↓
CRHCHHRHCHHRHRHC... Oh no.. Our table... It's brOokKkeNN
CRHCHHRHCHHRHRHC... Oh no.. Our table... It's brOokKkeNN
oh no... our table... it's broken!
When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
oh no! our table! it's broken!
what you say when you break the table. quite the sad event innit?
*breaks table*
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"
Oh no our table it’s broken
Shatter shatter shatter
Oh no our table it’s broken!
oh no... our table... its broken!
an unfunny meme that is popular among tiktok kids under the age of 12
oh no... our table... its broken!
oh no! our table! its broken!
you're fucking annoying and rely on tiktok to build a sense of humour shut the fuck up
12 year old: "oh no! our table! its broken!"