outmoming
When two middle aged mothers state their children's great accomplishments back and forth, with each even greater than the last. Though the tones of voice become friendlier as the conversation goes on, inside both mothers have gaining hatred for one another.
Mom 1: Little Jimbob here won the school spelling bee last week.
Mom 2: Well, Tommy scored a 2400 on the SATs at age 3 and has just cured cancer.
Onlooker: Look at those women outmoming each other. How sad.
Mom 2: Well, Tommy scored a 2400 on the SATs at age 3 and has just cured cancer.
Onlooker: Look at those women outmoming each other. How sad.