overcoordinated
A euphanism for one who is an extremely clumsy person or who is naturally hazardous to the health and wellbeing of themselves and anyone within arms reach, while executing even the most mundane tasks.
Girl says after stepping on her own foot and stabbing guy in the chest with a wine opener: "I'm such a klutz"
Guy: "Oh no my dear, your just overcoordinated."
Guy: "Oh no my dear, your just overcoordinated."