Bageebism
A religion where you worship Bageebus, a female god (not goddess) who has grey skin and red eyes. in this religion you cannot discriminate, vape, hurt animals (putting pets down and eating meat is okay as long as it's ethical), use plastic bags and straws, but you can drink, smoke, be a sex worker, have premarital sex, be LGBTQ+, and eat whatever you want.
Person A: what the hell is Bageebism?
Person B: the best religion
Person B: the best religion