overturned tortoise
Having sex with an epileptic pitching a fit.
I did the overturned tortoise last night, arms and legs everywhere.
Overturned tortoise
Norfolk slang for a girl who is begging for sex, because she just can't get any action otherwise.
Person 1: You know that Dutch girl who moved to Norfolk? She's such an overturned tortoise!
Person 2: I know, right...
Person 2: I know, right...