Overweightress
Slightly tubby female hospitality employee, generally working in establishments to access unlimited and cheap/free cake. Usually attitude free, unlike her hungrier and thinner counterparts, who are acutely aware that their attractiveness alone will earn them enough tips, so they needn't bother with pleasantries.
"Man that overweightress that works here sure is sweet, I'm almost tempted to tip her as much as I usually give that hot angry bitch behind the counter"