Bagel Dog
When a guy soaps up a girls butt in the shower and rubs his penis in her crack.
Yo Santos, this morning my lady and I got in the shower and I bagel dogged the shit out of her!
Bagel Dog
The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.
Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there
Eric: where?
Jim: over there
Eric: yea
Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her
Eric: where?
Jim: over there
Eric: yea
Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her
Bagel Dog
A Jew. Because, you know, they love bagels. And they're dogs.
Ari, Shlomo, Nadav, Alon, Effrecheim Goldenbergstein....all of these men are likely Bagel Dogs.
Bagel Dog
A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.
"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."
"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"
"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"
Bagel Dogging
When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.
I was bagel dogging this daddy last night.
Bagel dogging
When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.
I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.
bagel dog
Anal penetration performed from behind with recipient on all fours. Anal sex from behind (i.e., doggy style).
That girl's ass is so fine, I can't wait to bagel dog it.