bagel face

the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese.

Yeah, but she def has a bagel face.

Bagel Face

A overtly sexual phenomenon where a man falls asleep with his testicals on a woman's cheek leaving a indentation on the cheek, with the appearnce of a bagel.

After their perverted sexual encounter, she was left with a bagel face.

Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

俚语	bagel face
释义	bagel face the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese. Yeah, but she def has a bagel face. Bagel Face A overtly sexual phenomenon where a man falls asleep with his testicals on a woman's cheek leaving a indentation on the cheek, with the appearnce of a bagel. After their perverted sexual encounter, she was left with a bagel face. Bagel-faced Dipshit The 45th President of the United States of America. Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?" Dustin: "Donald Trump?" Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?" Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?" Teacher: "Correct!"
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