Bagel
A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel
"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"
Bagel
A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)
Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."
bageled
v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.
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2) a sexual euphemism.
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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.
Bagel
Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.
I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!
bagel
two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.
lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!
The Bagel
An item in the world of YouTube Poop, it is ether Mama Luigi's favorite food, or a magic health item that he can summon at his command.
You know what they say in Broklen! YOU MUST DIE! Or, is it The Bagel?
Bagelling
Verb. (bag'-e-lling)
When you nonchalantly place multiple bagels strategically on top of one's lawn as revenge. Minimum bagels-10
When you nonchalantly place multiple bagels strategically on top of one's lawn as revenge. Minimum bagels-10
When your peer pours milk on your head in the cafeteria and embarrases you, you retaliate by bagelling them. Usually a girl to a boy. Gingers are not allowed to recieve the honor.