ow! my most of me!
A phrased used by What's Her Face in Issue 8 of the Teen Girl Squad. Can be used on peaceful message boards, like the one at Snopes.com, to indicate pain.
User #1: And she got whacked in the head by Justin Timberlake.
User #2: "Ow! My most of me!"
User #2: "Ow! My most of me!"