Owning the Company
Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)
John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.
I Own A Timber Company?
Expression showing ignorance of one's personal finances. Occurs when one's income or wealth is so great, he/she forgets about the sources.
George W. Bush: "I own a timber comany? That's news to me!"
enjoy my own company
verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.
Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)