bagel nazi
A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.
KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!
REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.
KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.
REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?
REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.
KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.
REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?