Oxford, CT

Oxford ct, known for its rolling hills, beautiful valleys, stunning landscape and aging farms. Oxford is a small rural town nestled comfortably between the Housatonic River and the town of Nagatuck, CT. Though hilly and over 600' above sea level, Oxford is considered part of the Naugatuck Valley area and part of New Haven County. Oxford was a quaint, sleepy little town until Greedy Developers took it over.It is not uncommon these days to drive up a picturesque winding country road looking at the open pastures of a dairy farm, watching the local people tending to their Maple Syrup making and then suddenly find your self looking at a HUGE, totally out of place Mac mansion that has no place in a small quiet urban location where the houses around it are from the 1930's or earlier and are 2 - 3 bedroom homes. Also, theres been an up sweep of "gated" communities popping up as well, why the gates? afraid the locals your upsetting by building your "My Penis is too small so I built a large one shaped like a house" Homes might turn around in your $10,000.00 driveway? City folks claiming to "move out to the country to get away from it all" come here and make it as busy, noisy, crowded and unattractive as the cities they left!

Located in the shittiest, smallest town you can think of, also known as “cowtown” or “oxhood”. Full of white people, white supremacists, white potheads who act like they’re black, and a crazy superintendent/principal duo. Trump supporter central. Mostly rich kids who are completely sheltered to the world. Most kids graduate from here and stay in Ct their whole lives. Opioid problems, overdoses, shitty parties, judgemental people, lightweights, vape central and crazy bitches. Known for rivalry with Seymour high. Wins one game and acts like they’re undefeated when in reality all the sports teams suck. Most likely to win an award for “most kids peaked in highschool” or “least school spirit”