oxmoronical
-noun; /ˌɒksiməˈrɒnɪk/ Pronunciation Key - ok-see-muh-ron-ik; a derivative of the word oxymoron, it is a state in which one's emotional or mental state contradicts their physical state; To feel one way and be in the action of doing or being incongrous to that feeling
"oxmoronical" as used in general conversation:
Tammy: "Hey Biff!! I feel so tired, but I'm wide the fuck awake, oxymoronical, huh?"
Biff: "Hey Tammy!! I don't give a shit."
Tammy: "Maybe it's the crack?"
Biff: "Yeah. That or the Pepsi & coke smoothie you took to the dome."
Tammy: "Hey Biff!! I feel so tired, but I'm wide the fuck awake, oxymoronical, huh?"
Biff: "Hey Tammy!! I don't give a shit."
Tammy: "Maybe it's the crack?"
Biff: "Yeah. That or the Pepsi & coke smoothie you took to the dome."