Paavani

A 19-year-old who plays Roblox.

Paavani is defined as a person who likes to pet people's head. Usually of American-indian origin. It is advisable to protect yourself (bring a condom or something of similar use ) when confronted with this human. On the occasion that you do encounter this person, take the following steps.
1) Move back slowly*DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES*
2) If there is a lake with FISHES, jump in without hesitation (there must be fishes!!)
3) Do not climb a tree paavanis are very adapt at climbing trees
4) Do not make eye-contact
5) If at anytime you hear a "meow", RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Paavanis are usually harmless, peace-loving creatures that care about global warming and such noble causes. Things that trigger a paavani attack are
- petting
- bad days
- physics labs
- etc...
If attacked by a paavani call the help line: 9833 242 228