Pabst Penis
The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.
Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.
Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.