packet of arnotts
Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.
"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"
"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"
"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"
"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"