Pack Your Bags

A lewd and lascivious sexual act in which the female lies on her back and lifts her legs up "spread eagle", while the male proceeds to stuff his balls inside her vagina.

Baby, lie down and assume the position, we're going on "vaca". Time to Pack Your Bags!

Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

pack fudge or pack your bags

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

俚语	pack your bags
释义	Pack Your Bags A lewd and lascivious sexual act in which the female lies on her back and lifts her legs up "spread eagle", while the male proceeds to stuff his balls inside her vagina. Baby, lie down and assume the position, we're going on "vaca". Time to Pack Your Bags! Packing your bags for pussy the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved. Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday." Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..." Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?" Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school." Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!" pack fudge or pack your bags An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship. Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong? Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying. Her: What can I do to please you? Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags. Her: What? Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
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