paddleboat
v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
John - "Man, Mary's tits were so nice, I just Paddleboat (ed) the shit out of them!"
Paddleboat
Similar to motorboating, a successful paddle boat is performed by inserting your index finger into the exposed cleavage of a girl and wiggling it back and forth.
I got drunk and his girl wouldn't let me motorboat her so I paddleboated her.
Paddleboat
The act of motorboating a girls ass. Putting your face in between the cheeks and shaking your head while blowing air through your lips to make them slap together.
I paddleboated your mum last night, she loved it.
Paddleboat
A show of affection to your bros. In which you gentle fondle your bros balls with you fingers and say the word paddleboat.
I went up to my bro and did a paddleboat on his balls
Paddleboat
when you rub your hands between a woman's breasts, motorboat style.
she bent forward toward me, but i was eating a donut and so my mouth was full, so i shoved my hand into her cleavage and paddleboated her.
mississippi paddleboat
Having multiple people positioned in a circle completing the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.
See Dutch Rudder for the singular and instructions.
See Dutch Rudder for the singular and instructions.
Whilst down in the bayou me and the boys from the gator wrestling squad wanted to try the Dutch Rudder, but as there were twelve of us we ended up doing the Mississippi Paddleboat.
Mongolian paddleboat mutiny
A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.
Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.