Paddle Boating
Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
Paddle Boating
When someone masturbates.
I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.
Paddle Boating
Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.
Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.
Paddle Boat
When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
paddle boating
The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."
Paddle Boat
Placing you face/head between a woman's breasts and manually slapping yourself with her breasts.
Hunny my tits hurt from last night paddle boating adventure
Pink Paddle Boat
To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.
Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"
You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."
You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."