paddlepop
Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.
Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.
Russian paddlepop
When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop
"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"
strawberry paddlepop
When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.
Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.
Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Whatta whore!
WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?
Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!
Whatta whore!
Chocolate Paddlepop
When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.
My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.