Paddock
The place to be. A place wherein a massive amount of awesomeness, sexuality, attractiveness and intelligence join together to create a place where everyone wants to be.
"The paddock is my favourite place. Everyone should go there"
"the paddock is my favourite place in the world."
"the paddock is my favourite place in the world."
Paddock
n.1. A small field/pasture to hold/exercise animals; usually horses.
2. A woman's vaginal area that holds the guy's horse (penis) for said exercise.
2. A woman's vaginal area that holds the guy's horse (penis) for said exercise.
I need to put my horse in your paddock.
Paddocking
The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.
''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''
paddock basher
A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal
City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?
Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?
Paddock Wood
A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.
'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?
Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?
Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?
wank paddock
truck stop
the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.
in the middle of the day.
Top Paddock
As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!
Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.
She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!
She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!