Baghdad Buckshot
When you say goodbye to a friend who is leaving on his bicycle, and when he isn't looking, you pull out a shotgun and stealthily shoot his rear wheel.
Person 1: On my way home i noticed that my rear wheel was empty. I also had several bullet holes in my back.
Person 2: Haha! The good Ol' Baghdad Buckshot.
Person 2: Haha! The good Ol' Baghdad Buckshot.