padenis
A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically
Tod: yo what the fuck is that your dick?
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...