padwan
Jedi apprentice, grasshoppa, n00b
Don't get ahead of yourself padwan, post an intro first.
padwan
A term that geeks use on geeks that they are feeling superior to. Being called a padwan suggests you are a lesser geek. Derived from "Star Wars" and the Jedi trainees called padwans. Using "padwan" on someone inadvertently makes you look like the real padwan.
Movie fan 1: "Bladerunner was a great sci-fi movie."
Movie fan 2: "No, padwan, it's all about Ice Pirates.
Movie fan 1: Ice Pirates? And you called ME a padwan?
Movie fan 2: "No, padwan, it's all about Ice Pirates.
Movie fan 1: Ice Pirates? And you called ME a padwan?
young padwan
a newbie; rookie {derived from the hit film Star Wars, but losing one syllable}
Patience, young padwan. You aren't as good as a pro like me yet.
padwan dyke
A baby dyke. So called because of the rat-tails popular now only with young lesbians and young jedi knights. Often shortened to simply padwan.
Padwans are so cute in the springtime. Look, they're flipping us off! One day, they too will realize the ultimate power of the dark side. Give in to your hate, young padwan.