pagan birthday priest
An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.
Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."
Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."
Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."
Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."
Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."
Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."
Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."
Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."
Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."