Pagesexual
A person that is physically, sexually, and emotionally attracted to Jimmy Page (and people resembling him).
"You know that girl, Sarah? She is so damn picky when it comes to guys!"
-mainstream guy
"Nah, it's just because she's Pagesexual."
-guy that resembles Jimmy Page
-mainstream guy
"Nah, it's just because she's Pagesexual."
-guy that resembles Jimmy Page