Pagnasnatchio
The art and craft of shaving your inner thigh with a pre-moistened raddish while observing the phase of the moon and simutaniously contemplating the meaning of life while taling on the phone with an undead monkey who likes to smoke. The level of proficiency at which a person demostrates Pagnasnatchio is grade on a scale from 0 to 10.
So, Jim... I've been practicing my Pagnasnatchio lately, and I've been graded by at least 2 others, as a level 8!