Paguardian
A student attending or has formally attended Laguardia High School (NY) who has or had Mr.Paguay and participates or embraces, voluntarily or by other means, the Paguarmy, a cult-like group.
That Paguardian won't shut up about physics
Random Person 1: Why is he wearing all blue?
Greg: He's a Paguardian you dingus.
Random Person 1: Why is he wearing all blue?
Greg: He's a Paguardian you dingus.