bag monster
The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.
"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)
Tea Bag Monster
One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.
Holy fuck balls, its the tea bag monster!