painting the door
something you make up so you dont have to watch football with your high school friends
High school friends: hi chris, do you want to join us today for the football games?
Chris: No, im painting the door
High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again
Chris: No, im painting the door
High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again
putting a coat of paint on the door
Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.
Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.