Painting The Shed
To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.
"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"
"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."
"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."
Fire in the Paint Shed
Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.
1. (Via text)
Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."
Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."
Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."
Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."
Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."