paint melters
When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.
Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!
Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!
Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!