paint-scratcher
A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.
Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..