paint the bathroom
v: the act of ejaculating on someone's face. (past tense: painted their bathroom)
excuse me bitch, mind if i paint the bathroom?
paint the bathroom a new color
The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.
Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"
Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"
Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"
Painted Bathroom
Spending way to much money to a girl in an effort to get her to paint her bathroom in the most nonsexual manor.
I was at the bar and bought this chick 5 drinks and subbed to her but she still won't do a painted bathroom.