Pale Ale

1. Beer with semen in it;

2. A great party gag;

3. Unique source of protein and carbohydrates;

ca. “American Pie” (1999)

The result of somebody deciding to ejaculate into a cup/glass of beer. Usually happens at parties after quickie sex.

If someone ends up drinking the pale ale, it is utterly hilarious.

India Pale Ale is a distinct style of beer and is characterized as a sparkling pale ale with a slightly higher level of alcohol and hops than a typical Pale Ale; the hops lending it a distinct bitterness.

The creation of India Pale Ale during the 18th century was the result of tremendous, efforts by British brewers to overcome a difficult problem: shipping to the British colony of India resulted in the arrival of flat, sour beer. Before refrigeration and pasteurization, the brewer's only weapons against spoilage were alcohol and hops. Alcohol and hops provide an unfriendly environment for microbes, preventing the growth of the bacteria that cause sourness. Therefore, high alcohol content and high hopping rates could protect beer from the souring associated with long storage times.

imagine a good beer. now imagine a field of hops in the beer. bitter and disgusting beer only drank by snobs who think they are better than you.

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A delightful variety of beer, characterized by a distinct hoppiness and generally high alcohol content. The origins of IPA are from back when England had colonized India; the pale ales they were sending to the colonists in India often could not make the long journey and would arrive undrinkable. By adding a large amount of hops and increasing the alcohol content, the beer was able to survive the journey. AND IT'S DELICIOUS...nomnomnom

An amazing brew of beer that is made in Chico, California. Is easily one of the best American beers out there because it actually has taste. 5.6% Alcohol content means that you get drunk faster than if you were drinking a Bud light(2.5%), and it has all natural ingredients

Drinking beer w/ semin in it