Bag of RAM
A large canvas sack, covered in blue LEDs, in which is a leaest 1.2 Terabytes of RAM, preferably DDR. To compound uselessness of RAM, it's best to lightly cover the RAM in shit...
"Me da cudn't by fuud cos he spent all his coffers on a BAG OF RAM, den shat on it."
ye olde bag of RAM
An ancient bag of rusted RAM sticks, bordering on archeological relics. Comprised primarily of RAM sticks with a capacity no greater than 2MB each. Usually found in the secret closed-off computer room at the back of your high school library.
"Crap, I tried to OC and now my RAM is fried. Let's take a trip to thelibrary to get some from ye olde bag of RAM"
"You could get an extra 4 MB out of ye olde bag of RAM."
"You could get an extra 4 MB out of ye olde bag of RAM."