Pancake Shit
When a guy really needs to take a crap, the shitstorm begins to leave his ass the moment his underwear falls
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".
My damn maid cleaned my bathroom and left the seat down.....after a night out on the town and a 2AM taco bell run, I ran in there with some projectile gurgling shit comin out of my stinkhole, I had no time to turn the light on.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....
shitting pancakes
When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.
Person A: Marissa spent Saturday night with LeRoy (an educated black man who loves ass-play).
Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.
Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.
shit pancake
When a girl takes a shit on your stomach, and then uses that ass to smear the shit all around. She then repeats this process until your entire stomach is caked in shit, shaped like a pancake. She then pisses on it(adding the maple syrup), then you both eat it together. Usually performed while one of you is dressed like an Eskimo, and the other like Jabba the Hut.
In 1928, a Jewish woman refused to give Hitler a shit pancake. He vowed to get back at her somehow.