Pancoasted
The effect one encounters after hanging out or being around a pancoast. The effect may include but is not limited to being extremely hungover, missing work (especially if it’s during daytime hours), recklessly spending all of your money, become noticeably agitated with significant other, extreme thirst, and/or waking up in someone else’s house.
I went to my child’s wrestling match with a pancoast, and before I knew it i got pancoasted
Pancoast
The most prestigious, coolest, and sexiest last name ever. Anyone with this last name is basically a king/queen and you should be honored to be in their presence.
There goes King/Queen Pancoast..... here ye, here ye.
Rusty Pancoast
A good friend. A person who always has your back unless you are facing him.
Rusty Pancoast will back you up, even if your a chick facing five or six big guys and it's just the two of you :)