panda attack
the #1 cause of death in america
person 1: hey did you know that joe died of-
person 2: -yes i know... a panda attack
person 2: -yes i know... a panda attack
giant panda attack
To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP
"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"