Panda Table Backhandspring
a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.