pandrogynous
The conscious embracing of elements from so many sexualities/sexual orientations, gender roles, religious viewpoints, cultural and ethnic traditions, indigenous handcrafted clothings and hairstyles, so as to render the person's original identity completely indecipherable. A strong penchant for eco-friendly clothes, foods, incense, and general disdain towards Whole Foods for not being sufficiently crunchy is indicated.
Remember how Sue Demel used to be just granola? Well since she became a mom she's totally pandrogynous; she shaved her head like a Tibetan monk, wears frumpy handmade dresses that obscure any hint of her body's shape, she mastered African drumming, and makes Gujarati baby food from organically raised soy-based protein, basmati rice, and potatoes grown in her co-op's garden.