pandsplain
Derived from, and an amalgamation of the words "pandemic" and "explain":
The response given to someone, whom you haven't seen since 2020, after they ask: "how have you been?" and "what have you been up to?"
The response given to someone, whom you haven't seen since 2020, after they ask: "how have you been?" and "what have you been up to?"
He asked me what I'd been up to over quarantine and I pandsplained to him that I'd been hiding out in my apartment for 2 years, staying away from people, and trying not to get sick.