pankowed
The act of of getting fucked by your general contractor causing analisation
We got Pankowed on the deck today
Pankow
buck toothed, cross eyed, demon possessed child, gender unknown
Gad dang, i just shit my pants!
Why?
I just saw a Pankow.
Why?
I just saw a Pankow.
Pankow
A family name that represents Big Penises.
He felt so big, He’s a Pankow
Rudy Pankow
The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.
Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...
Rudy Pankow
Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet
Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker
Pankow's Law
If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.
"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
rudeth pankow
mariams amazing husband <3
rudeth pankow is mariams husband!