panpiping
The act of performing fellatio on an array of phalluses arranged in height descending order
I say Barbara fancy a bit of panpiping tonight?
Sorry I'm eating a pork pie, maybe tomorrow.
Sorry I'm eating a pork pie, maybe tomorrow.
parental panpipes
When your elderly relatives stay and you hear a long reverberating silentish note from the bathroom.
"oh I think I can hear the magical sounds of the parental panpipes".