pantomine
A landmine or improvised incendiary device disguised as a children's theatrical production which is used to target child soldiers and B-list celebrities.
Queen: Where are your legs, young man?
Soldier: I stumbled across a production of Peter Pan in Kandahar and didn't realise it was a pantomine until I noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.
Queen: I'm rich.
Soldier: I stumbled across a production of Peter Pan in Kandahar and didn't realise it was a pantomine until I noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.
Queen: I'm rich.