Pants crouton
A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.
I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.
pants crouton
When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.
I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton
Pants Crouton
A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."
Pants Crouton
The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.
Pants Crouton
When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.